We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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