its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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