so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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