i permit you to call me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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