Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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