You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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