I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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