My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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