Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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