Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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