come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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