He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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