I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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