He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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