They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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