Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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