I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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