420 ftw
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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