Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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