You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
