One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm bleeding and have questions
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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