would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.