Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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