so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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