Betty ford says i'm here all night
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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