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go home
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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