Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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