its not stalking. its research.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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