Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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