i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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