and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
True strength comes from lack of pants
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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