I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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