you mean i was at the winter classic?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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