I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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