he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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