JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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