You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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