We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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