i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it hurts more in the daytime
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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