I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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