You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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