Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
