even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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