her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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