You're so nebulous sometimes
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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