Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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