Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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