I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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