Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
