He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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