genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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