5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles