I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he was CRYING into my vagina
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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