I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
