return my video game
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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