I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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