Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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